Post by pj on Dec 9, 2013 13:54:19 GMT
It was Christmas Eve and a couple were doing their last minute shopping when the husband suddenly disappeared.
The wife couldn't find him so phoned him on his mobile.
"Where are you?"
In a calm voice he replied, "Darling, do you remember the jewellery shop we went in a few weeks ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford, but I said one day I would get it for you?"
Her eyes filled with tears. Excitedly, her heart beat faster.
"Yes I remember" she said.
"Well, I'm in the pub next door to that".
The wife couldn't find him so phoned him on his mobile.
"Where are you?"
In a calm voice he replied, "Darling, do you remember the jewellery shop we went in a few weeks ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford, but I said one day I would get it for you?"
Her eyes filled with tears. Excitedly, her heart beat faster.
"Yes I remember" she said.
"Well, I'm in the pub next door to that".